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What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

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Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

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What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.