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What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

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What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

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What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

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What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

What do you call an std that only reptiles can get?

Gatoraids.