What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

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Why did the internet pirate get scurvy?

He couldn't use Lime Wire anymore.

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

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What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.