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What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

Who uses a Rubik's Fleshlight?

Incubators.

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Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

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What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles!