What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

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What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

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Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

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What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!