What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

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Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws