What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

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What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

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What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Who's there! Bark! Bark who?

Bark you car on the drive!

What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte