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How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand!

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!