How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand!

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How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.