How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand!

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

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Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

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What do you call a starving parrot?

A polynomial!

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.