Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

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How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

Camal-Flage

What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh caaamel ye faithful.

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What do you call a starving parrot?

A polynomial!

What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

Baroque