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Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand?

A churro.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

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What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.