Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert?

Darude Sandstorm

What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.

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Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.