Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand!