What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see

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What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?

Llamanated

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

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What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

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What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven...?

Because

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Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'