What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see

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What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see

What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

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Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

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Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

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What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see