What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see

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Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

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Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

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Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see