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What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see

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How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

Moss Jokes More Moss Jokes

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'