How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

R Jokes More R Jokes

What is cheese's favorite music genre?

R and Brie

What is the radio operator's favourite romantic story?

R and J

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to