How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

R Jokes More R Jokes

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

What do black people get on their math test?

Warning offensive!) Chicken grease.

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

Why can't black people get PhD's?

Because they can't get past their Masters.