How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

What did the baker name her dog?

Pido.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years?

Hairy Truman!

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

R Jokes More R Jokes

What is the radio operator's favourite romantic story?

R and J

Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.