How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

R Jokes More R Jokes

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters?

Guesu