How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?

The wrong answer.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

R Jokes More R Jokes

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.