How did the dog warn its master that a ...

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

R Jokes More R Jokes

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

Ginger

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

Why does /r/jokes love fencing?

They've all mastered the riposte.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?