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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre

What do you call it when a gorilla takes martial arts lessons?

Kong-fu

R Jokes More R Jokes

What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

What's a pirate's favorite computer language?

Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

Why does /r/jokes love fencing?

They've all mastered the riposte.

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.