What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the music thief do in college?

Take notes.

What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college?

Bison

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

Why do Italians make good spies?

Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy