What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

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What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

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Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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What do you call a sudden breeze at The Masters?

Augusta wind.

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

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Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It