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What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

What kind of tea does a house drink?

Propertea

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

Where do skunks go to college?

P.U.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

What do you call a sudden breeze at The Masters?

Augusta wind.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored?

He racism.

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters