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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

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What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

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What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

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What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

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What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K

What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy.

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What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.