What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

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Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

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What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

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What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

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What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen