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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

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Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

Why do we use black pens on white paper?

So hangman is more realistic.

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What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim...

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What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

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Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.