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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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What are Mario's overalls made of?

Denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)

What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

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What kind of books do fruit read?

Pulp Fiction

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

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What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.