What's the most dishonest place on earth?

The Library

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Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

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What did the cannibal wipe with...... after he ate some people at the library?

Pages from *Reader's Digest*

How much for a happy ending?

Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending