In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.
The library, because it has the most stories.
In the non-friction section.
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
It tocked too much
Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories.
It's someone who cuts hair in a library.
A hush puppy.
The Library
Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending
Overdue
Digest Readers.
Fiction".
Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "
A library, because it has so many stories.
Absolutely nun
They were fully booked.
The library, it’s got the most stories!
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.
To the river bank!
Uh...standby I'll check on that.
Because it wasn't feline well
When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.
A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
Nobody likes the black ones.
I have only my shelf to blame
On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.
Invite an accountant.
Wishful thinking. Obviously
They are the wurst.
Repost
Use your test tickles
The orbituaries.
