In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.
The library, because it has the most stories.
In the non-friction section.
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
It tocked too much
Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories.
It's someone who cuts hair in a library.
A hush puppy.
The Library
Overdue
Digest Readers.
A library, because it has so many stories.
Absolutely nun
They were fully booked.
The library, it’s got the most stories!
You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
To render the building on the other side.
On a piece rate.
Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant
Fo' drizzle....
A lightsabre
To carry his library card.
They're book-keepers.
Sorry...that was my fault.
I am bread.
They want to climb the heights of the business world!
He was looking for the Captain's log.
It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"
