In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.
The library, because it has the most stories.
In the non-friction section.
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
It tocked too much
Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories.
It's someone who cuts hair in a library.
A hush puppy.
The Library
Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending
Overdue
Digest Readers.
A library, because it has so many stories.
Absolutely nun
They were fully booked.
The library, it’s got the most stories!
Just ice.
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
SCAR-L
A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)
9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.
A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.
He ran out of patients.
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Cuz there's a clock on the microwave
1 AM feeling very sleepy.
They want to climb the heights of the business world!
Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.
Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.
To carry his library card.
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