In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.
The library, because it has the most stories.
In the non-friction section.
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
It tocked too much
Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories.
It's someone who cuts hair in a library.
A hush puppy.
The Library
Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending
Overdue
Digest Readers.
Fiction".
Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "
A library, because it has so many stories.
Absolutely nun
They were fully booked.
The library, it’s got the most stories!
Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!
A furrycanine
I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.
He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.
Hobbitat for Humanity
He thinks one step ahead
Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.
Driver: It broke when I hit 100.
You're two shellfish.
I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit
Because he was dyslectric.
One with a cemetery plot.
An Invisigoth.
