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What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue

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What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

How did the feminist die?

Alone

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I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much