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What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue

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Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

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What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)