What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue

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How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.