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What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

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Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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Life's a bee-itch and then you die.

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What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!

What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)