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How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

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What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

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Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He.

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Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.