How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

Ptera Don

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.