How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call an Italian's semi-formal shirt?

Marco's polo

What did the Italian Bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.