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How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What is an Italian redditors favorite meal?

Fettuccini Alfedora.

What do you call an Italian's semi-formal shirt?

Marco's polo

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How do blonde braincells die?

Alone.

How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.