How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them?

They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!