What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

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How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.