What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer?

He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment?

Ten-ants!