What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

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What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

Why does the Buick Century have that name?

It's the average age of someone who drives one.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.