What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who drives away all his customers?

A taxi driver.

Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.