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What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

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What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

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Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.