Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

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What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

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Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.