Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

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Government Jokes More Government Jokes

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

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What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial?

It doesn't matter.