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Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

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How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

How many Egalitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.