Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

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What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

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How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.