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Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

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How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

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How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

What's large, grey and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.