Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

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What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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What's the matter with him?

Nothing. He's a positron.

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears