What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

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Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

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What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.