What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

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It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.

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What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

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What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.