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What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

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Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

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What does a posh duck say?

Quark.

What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!

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What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.