What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

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How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

What's the matter?

I asked. "I've got the big C,"he said. "What, cancer " "No, dyslexia."

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What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

What does a posh duck say?

Quark.

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What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.