What do a communist and a nihilist have in common?

It's all the same to them

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

Nihilist Jokes More Nihilist Jokes

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.