Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)
The soviet Onion
He was caught red handed.
Neither work.
A hammer and pop-sickle
Because all proper tea is theft.
A so-be-it union.
Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.
Because proper tea is theft.
Because proper-tea is theft.
Lutin.
Roflmao
They planet!
None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.
Because everyone had equal rice.
He gets good marx.
The USS Arrrrrr
Czechers.
All they ever say is Mao.
A marxman.
Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.
The planes kept Stalin.
The communist wants equality
Bernie Sanders
Their Linens
Mickey Mao.
Paint the town red.
On your Marx, get set, go!
It's all the same to them
Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.
Soviet Onions.
Neither one works.
Chairman
Because they hate Capitalism.
Niet-flix.
The Soviet Onion
He was always Stalin in his manual!
Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...
Re-arranged marriage
Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(
A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.
Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
King's Landing
He liked Ice Cream before it was cool
Aida more than I drink!
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
I don't know, you tell me.
In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.
Communionism
