Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.
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A Communist
Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)
The soviet Onion
He was caught red handed.
Not enough
Neither work.
A hammer and pop-sickle
Because all proper tea is theft.
A so-be-it union.
Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.
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Because proper tea is theft.
Because proper-tea is theft.
Lutin.
Roflmao
They planet!
None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.
Because everyone had equal rice.
He gets good marx.
The USS Arrrrrr
Because nobody wants to hold an erection.
Czechers.
All they ever say is Mao.
A marxman.
Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.
The planes kept Stalin.
The communist wants equality
Because they were Russian!
Bernie sanders
Their Linens
Mickey Mao.
Paint the town red.
A Marxman
On your Marx, get set, go!
It's all the same to them
Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.
Soviet Onions.
Neither one works.
Chairman
Because they hate Capitalism.
Niet-flix.
A Gaucho Marxist
That's not funny.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Not-tea
Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.
It promotes equality.
Enough to make one President.
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
Russia kept Stalin it
The US couldn't stop Stalin.
Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."
I'll catch you later!
Because they're all in the Boston harbor.
She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.
