Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)
The soviet Onion
A hammer and pop-sickle
A so-be-it union.
Because proper-tea is theft.
Lutin.
Roflmao
They planet!
He gets good marx.
The USS Arrrrrr
Czechers.
All they ever say is Mao.
A marxman.
Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.
The planes kept Stalin.
Bernie Sanders
Their Linens
Mickey Mao.
Paint the town red.
On your Marx, get set, go!
It's all the same to them
Soviet Onions.
Neither one works.
Chairman
Niet-flix.
Owen.
Colin.
There can be only one.
One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.
Because X Marx the spot.
A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.
Because he had no one to look up to.
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Because their weapons were made in China
The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.
Natural causes.
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
Linen
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
Mind the GAAP.
