Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)
The soviet Onion
He was caught red handed.
Neither work.
A hammer and pop-sickle
Because all proper tea is theft.
A so-be-it union.
Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.
Because proper tea is theft.
Because proper-tea is theft.
Lutin.
Roflmao
They planet!
None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.
Because everyone had equal rice.
He gets good marx.
The USS Arrrrrr
Czechers.
All they ever say is Mao.
A marxman.
Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.
The planes kept Stalin.
The communist wants equality
Bernie Sanders
Their Linens
Mickey Mao.
Paint the town red.
On your Marx, get set, go!
It's all the same to them
Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.
Soviet Onions.
Neither one works.
Chairman
Because they hate Capitalism.
Niet-flix.
On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)
Because of the culture!
I believe in peace in our time
A rebel without a Claus.
They peng-win
Because he ran ahead.
The milky way!
Foreignade.
Because he's alive.
Pete.
To get rid of his tesserection
It didn't want to get water in its eyes.
Re-arranged marriage
It promotes equality.
