Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)
The soviet Onion
He was caught red handed.
Neither work.
A hammer and pop-sickle
Because all proper tea is theft.
A so-be-it union.
Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.
Because proper tea is theft.
Because proper-tea is theft.
Lutin.
Roflmao
They planet!
None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.
Because everyone had equal rice.
He gets good marx.
The USS Arrrrrr
Czechers.
All they ever say is Mao.
A marxman.
Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.
The planes kept Stalin.
The communist wants equality
Bernie Sanders
Their Linens
Mickey Mao.
Paint the town red.
On your Marx, get set, go!
It's all the same to them
Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.
Soviet Onions.
Neither one works.
Chairman
Because they hate Capitalism.
Niet-flix.
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
Because deep down they're all actually good people.
To see who shot his "paw."
He got fired.
Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.
Because they're always Stalin
She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.
He resisted a rest.
No strings attached
Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok
She heard that the drinks were on the house.
Drink, Pray, Truck
It promotes equality.
Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.
He'll tell you.
The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."
