Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)
The soviet Onion
He was caught red handed.
Neither work.
A hammer and pop-sickle
Because all proper tea is theft.
A so-be-it union.
Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.
Because proper tea is theft.
Because proper-tea is theft.
Lutin.
Roflmao
They planet!
None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.
Because everyone had equal rice.
He gets good marx.
The USS Arrrrrr
Czechers.
All they ever say is Mao.
A marxman.
Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.
The planes kept Stalin.
The communist wants equality
Bernie Sanders
Their Linens
Mickey Mao.
Paint the town red.
On your Marx, get set, go!
It's all the same to them
Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.
Soviet Onions.
Neither one works.
Chairman
Because they hate Capitalism.
Niet-flix.
Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!
None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.
Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.
They don't: They screw in a vacuum.
A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"
I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!
About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes
About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.
Because X Marx the spot.
Me: You mean after I die, right
Not enough
Because their weapons were made in China
