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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

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What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink

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What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.