Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

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Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

Proper Tea Jokes More Proper Tea Jokes

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Theft Jokes More Theft Jokes

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.