Because proper tea is theft.
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.
He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!
On your Marx, get set, go!
Neither work.
Because they did not have proper tea.
Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.
Because all proper tea is theft.
