Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What do you call a communist pirate ship?

The USS Arrrrrr

What do you call a communist who's also a good sniper?

A Marxman

Proper Tea Jokes More Proper Tea Jokes

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

Theft Jokes More Theft Jokes

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.