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Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How do you take your coffee?

Ferguson Police Huh? Black, two shots.

Why does coffee take so long to make in a purcolator?

Because it's not called a purconow.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

Hobo Jokes More Hobo Jokes

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

Proper Tea Jokes More Proper Tea Jokes

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.