Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!

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Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

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When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

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Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea