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Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Hobo Jokes More Hobo Jokes

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

Proper Tea Jokes More Proper Tea Jokes

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!