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Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

Hobo Jokes More Hobo Jokes

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!

Proper Tea Jokes More Proper Tea Jokes

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!