Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!

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Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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How does Craig Venter drink beer?

Shotgun method

How do you call it when an Irish person goes out for drinks?

A bargain

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What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

Proper Tea Jokes More Proper Tea Jokes

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.