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Hobo Jokes

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!

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How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

Attire Jokes More Attire Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop...because he was fed up with the hole business!

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll just let it go.

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

Pop culture

Tricycle Jokes More Tricycle Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?

Jose and Hoseb

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison