Because he has no proper tea!
Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)
Nothing.
Attire.
A tyre (attire)
Hobos
They both ask for change and never get any.
Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.
Siamese twins.
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
November.
He didn't knead any more dough.
They both exaggerate the length.
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.
1. And they get 3 credits for it.
She is allergic to nuts.
A baby in two dumpsters.
A-tyre
A tire.
