Hobo Jokes

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!

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How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

What do you call a hobo with an afro?

A frobo.

What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

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What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

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Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

Who's there! Brazil! Brazil who?

Brazil support a girls chest!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Proper Tea Jokes More Proper Tea Jokes

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why are we running so fast?

Asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

How could that have happened?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage!

What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub