Hobo Jokes

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Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What is the Popes favorite trick to do on a bike?

Papa-wheelie!

Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

Attire Jokes More Attire Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

Afro Jokes More Afro Jokes
Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -