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Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

Pillow Fight Jokes More Pillow Fight Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What did the topic sentence say to the evidence?

Why aren't you supporting me

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

Little Bit Jokes More Little Bit Jokes

Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

Because he was a gold fish.