Hobo Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

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Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

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Where are most fish found?

Between the head and the tail!

What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

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What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense?

You are the banner of my existence.

Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

Proper Tea Jokes More Proper Tea Jokes

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What do you call a nun on a bicycle?

Virgin mobile

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.