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How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

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How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

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How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

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What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

Why do Asians like to have military time on?

So they can do math

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How many optometrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 or 2 1... Or 2 1 or 2

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.