So they can do math
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Because two Wongs don't make a white
They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.
Because it's a stereo type
A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)
Because bombs are bright.
Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.
Because of their frequent bow movements.
Because Atomic Bombs are pretty bright...
Riceist.
2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
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They are yellow can they only hold small packages
Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop!
Laotians
A cross-wok.
Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.
They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved.
Asians
They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.
They vote
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Because two wongs don't make a white!
Because two wongs don't make a white
If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands.
Because they're Asians, not Bsians
In widescreen.
Secret Asians.
They don't know how to drive.
Because they have a limited view of life.
Because their future is so bright
What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com
Where my dogs at
Because then there would be a chink in the armor.
Asians don't have the "cauc".
The cauc.
Because without them, they'd just be cauc.
A rem job
A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.
I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."
To get out of this town.
Arizona room for one of us in this town!
A Newton.
Because he doesn't believe in using quantum
They're both crushed-asians
SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you
Slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*
Sincerely, confused.
