Asians Jokes

Which Asians have the softest skin?

Laotians

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What do Asians do when they have erections?

They vote

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

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What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

Why was the broom late for school?

It over-swept

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What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show?

A wok-through.

Why do certain Asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

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What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Why couldn't SpongeBob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.