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Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard

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What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

A rem job

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Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

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What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

A rem job

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

What sound does a Turkey make?

Coup coup

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea?

It's because they are a Seoulless nation.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why do Asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

Nigel Farage Jokes More Nigel Farage Jokes

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard