Rely Jokes

What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

A rem job

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Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

Because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of cheese is made backwards?

Edam

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What's a neckbeard's favorite Asian country?

M'Laysia

What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called?

A Yutopia

Nigel Farage Jokes More Nigel Farage Jokes

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

What was the first profession to go all digital?

Proctology.