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Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard

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What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

A rem job

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Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

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What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed Asian

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why do indegionous people dislike snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land.

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

They are the wurst.

How would you describe a joke about bones?

Humerus.97

Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

What sounds like a joke, but isn't funny?

An anti-joke.