Rely Jokes

Why do white people rely on asians so much?

Because without them, they'd just be cauc.

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Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard

What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

A rem job

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White People Jokes More White People Jokes

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

What was the first profession to go all digital?

Proctology.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!**

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

Nigel Farage Jokes More Nigel Farage Jokes

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.