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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

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Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

What song does a car radio play?

A cartoon (car tune).