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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What's a muslim's favourite game?

Goat Stimulator

What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand?

Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen Pentel.

Muhammad Jokes More Muhammad Jokes

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

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Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Cartoon Jokes More Cartoon Jokes

Who's there! Cartoon! Cartoon who?

Cartoon up just fine she purrs like a cat!

What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.