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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

What do you call a Muslim trainer's Pokmon?

Voltorb

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What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea?

It's because they are a Seoulless nation.

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

Who's there! Cartoon! Cartoon who?

Cartoon up just fine she purrs like a cat!