Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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What do you call a rich muslim god?

Ballah

What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse?

Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Why was Muhammad a successful merchant?

Because he was god's profit.

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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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What song does a car radio play?

A cartoon (car tune).

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.