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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

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Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea?

It's because they are a Seoulless nation.

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

What song does a car radio play?

A cartoon (car tune).