Cause the system is broke, yo.
It needed a tuna-up.
To break on through to the other side.
Cause "pot holder" was taken.
Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!
Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.
The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole
A spider
Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"
It's sin-ful. self made joke