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Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

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Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

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What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

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What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry

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Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.