Cause the system is broke, yo.
He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.
Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.
A conundrum
Cause he's a dog.
The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
A spider
When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.
Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"
Piers Morgan.
