Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

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What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

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What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry

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Why do some people dislike twitch chat?

It's just not their Kappa tea

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.