Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

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Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

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What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

Why are some flowers gangsta?

Cause they carry pistils.

Physics Jokes More Physics Jokes

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

System Jokes More System Jokes

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

Check for bugs in your system.

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

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Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.