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Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

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What's the oldest red wine in America?

Give us back our land!

What's the most popular red wine?

We want our land back!!

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What's someone who hates underwear's favorite song?

Free Ballin - Foo Fighters

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

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Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

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How many Native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

Why were the Native Americans in America before us?

They had reservations.

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Why was Justin Biber in Frozen?

Cuz aparently he likes "snow".

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.