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Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

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Land Jokes More Land Jokes

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

Native Americans Jokes More Native Americans Jokes

Why didn't the Native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

Why to Native Americans wear Jockstraps?

TOTEM POLE!!

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

How do you call playing games while it snows heavily?

Blizzard Entertainment.

What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.