Native Americans Jokes

Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

Why the tourists feel so happy driving by Taj Mahal?

Because they're going via Agra!

American Jokes More American Jokes

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

Hotel Room Jokes More Hotel Room Jokes

Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's black and dosent work?

Half of London

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Bud Light Jokes More Bud Light Jokes

Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A Native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare Native American artifact.

Native Americans Jokes

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Your Age Is Only Math

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

Why were the Native Americans in America before us?

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Why to Native Americans wear Jockstraps?

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How many Native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

What do Native Americans call vegetarians?

Why didn't the Native Americans go out to dinner?

Why do Native Americans have such good hearing?

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