Native Americans Jokes

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

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What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

Why were the Native Americans in America before us?

They had reservations.

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Nativities.

Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

TOTEM POLE

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.

Why didn't the Native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

Why do Native Americans have such good hearing?

They have engineers

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Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

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Disgruntled

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

Why didn't the Native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.