Because it's white and settles on their land
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One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
They had reservations.
Their Injun died on them!
It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.
Nativities.
Because usually they're stuck with reservations.
We don't like anything white on our land.
No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance.
TOTEM POLE!!
Their dancing can make it rain.
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Because they bring Mayflowers
Because when they dance, they make it rain.
TOTEM POLE
Because when they dance they make it rain.
Because April showers, bring May flowers!
Because it brings Mayflowers.
About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.
For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.
Poor hunters
They lost their reservations.
They have engineers
They were all born on holidays.
By occident
Because it lasts forever.
In the end, I settled.
Neapolitan.
Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry
Because it's an anti-hisstamine.
A thon
Welp. You dim sum, you lose some
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!
That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)
Nothing.
Angelfish!
A patchy..
They're always eager for more on their pate.
