Native Americans Jokes

What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Nativities.

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Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

TOTEM POLE

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

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What do you call a pirate from Ireland??

Arrrish

Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

Because the population is always Dublin.

Bud Light Jokes More Bud Light Jokes

Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

Reservation Reservation Reservation Jokes More Reservation Reservation Reservation Jokes

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

Why don't blondes like audio-books?

There aren't any pictures.

Nativity Jokes More Nativity Jokes

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Nativities.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do a blonde and a car have in common?

They can both drive you crazy.

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.