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How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.