How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied!

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Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you

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What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.