How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

Why did Scottish baby sneeze?

It got week old.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.