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How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What does a Scottish cat say?

Mee yew!

What do you call a Scottish parrot?

A Macaw!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.