How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied!

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

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How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied!

How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

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Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.