How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'