How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied!

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How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

What's water?

So she wouldn't feel stupid.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.