Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Range Jokes More Range Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What did PSY say when he choked on a burger?

Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop... Whopper Gangnam Style.

Where does a burger go on vacation?

The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!