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Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

Range Jokes More Range Jokes

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

What is the range of a tuba?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.