Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

Range Jokes More Range Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!