Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

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What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

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Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

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Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.