Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

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How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

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Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.