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Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

Ahoy M-80

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.