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Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

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Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

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How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.