Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

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Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.