Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

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Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

Why did Gateway computers go out of business?

Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle