Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

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What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Bath towels...

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

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What is amnesia?

Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle