Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

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What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

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Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Bath towels...

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What is amnesia?

Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.