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Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

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What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

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Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.

What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

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What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.