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Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

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Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Bath towels...

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What's a bodybuilder's favorite fight of the American Civil War?

The Battle of Gaine's Mill

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle