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Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

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What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

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What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.

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What Does an Angry Sheep Say in Battle?

Fus Ro BAAAAAAAA.

What's a bodybuilder's favorite fight of the American Civil War?

The Battle of Gaine's Mill