Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

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Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide