What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

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How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

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What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Wheres pop corn?

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Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

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What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Her ankles.

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.