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What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

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What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

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What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!