What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

How do you call a corn that is unique?

A unicorn.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?"

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!