What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

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Why did the clown wear loud socks?

So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.

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What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

It's meow-sic to their ears!