What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

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Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

How about a dirty joke?

The new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

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What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

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What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

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What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Her ankles.