Why did the clown wear loud socks?

So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

What's another name for an irrational fear of clowns?

Common sense.