Why did the clown wear loud socks?

So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Why are you crying Ted?

Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

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What the fu.." Me, wearing paper clip necklace - "See?

I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny