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Why did the clown wear loud socks?

So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

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What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

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What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

What do you call a cancerous growth on a clown?

A.