Why did the clown wear loud socks?

So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

They got married in the spring.

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

What do you call a three-footed aardvark?

A yardvark!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!