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Why did the clown wear loud socks?

So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

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Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

What did one autumn leaf say to another?

I'm falling for you.

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Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

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What do Jedis wear to Oktoberfest?

Vader-hosen!

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.