Why did the clown wear loud socks?

So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

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What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

The floor

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

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What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

Why do the Republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

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What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

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What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo

If you boil a clown...

Do you get a laughing stock?