April Sale - 20% Off

Why did the clown wear loud socks?

So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

Previous Random Joke Next

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do Islamic McDonalds employees wear?

A cheeseburka

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.