Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

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How does every black guy joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

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What is the biggest ant in the world?

An elephant!

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

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What is hard and six inches long?

My pen is

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!