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Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

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Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

What, why?

Is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

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What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

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Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

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What is the difference between medium and rare?

6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.