Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

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Your spinning me a yarn here!

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What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant

What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!

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I gotta run.

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Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

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Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

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What is a Jawa's favorite drink?

Martini

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose