Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

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What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

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How do elephants smell?

Really bad.

How does an elephant get out of a small car?

The same way that he got in!

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Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

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What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

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How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.