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Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

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What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

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What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't!

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

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Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

What do you call a nose without a body?

Nobody knows.

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What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

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How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.