Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

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What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken