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Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions?

Because there is no try.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do you find in an empty nose?

Fingerprints.

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

Olive Jokes More Olive Jokes

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

Martini Jokes More Martini Jokes

How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken