Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

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Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

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Anything you want as he can't hear you!

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Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

Because it nose.

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One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

What is a Jawa's favorite drink?

Martini