Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

What did the astronaut get instead of athlete's foot?

Missile Toe

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

What room is missing from almost every house?

A Mushroom

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)