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Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.