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Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why is the moon so bright?

Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."

Who's there! Brighton! Brighton who?

Brighton-der the light of the moon!