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Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why was the Moon in a bad mood?

It was just going through one of its phases.

What did the conspiracy theorist use as his breakup line?

Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing...