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Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam

What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

What do you call a ghost that stays out all night?

Afresh air freak.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a crazy person on the moon?

A lunartic.

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.