Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
Because as soon as they start they get fired.
He saw stars.
Al Gore's the stiff one.
Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.
4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.
He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.
It has four quarters.
The cow jumped over the moon.