Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
Because he needed his space.
He saw stars.
A mushroom!
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
He was undercover *!*
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
Eclipse it.
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
