What did the winner of the not moving contest get?

Atrophy

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What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest?

Atrophy.

What did the laziest man in the world win?

Atrophy.

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Why was everyone mad after the annual animal race?

Because the winner was a cheetah

Who was the winner of the first Tour De France?

The Wehrmacht Tank division.