Where does Charlie Sheen shop?

At Winners.

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Who was the winner of the first Tour De France?

The Wehrmacht Tank division.

What did the winner of the not moving contest get?

Atrophy

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How did Charlie Sheen contract HIV?

By banging 7-gram rocks.

What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.