What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

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Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

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Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

The Sixth German Panzer Division

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What's Charlie Sheens middle name?

Washingma Charlie Washingma Sheen

What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.