What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

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Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

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Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

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How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.