What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

Previous Random Joke Next

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How did the Canadian win the hockey game?

He took stEHreroids

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

Tour De France Jokes More Tour De France Jokes

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

Charlie Sheen Jokes More Charlie Sheen Jokes

How did Charlie Sheen contract HIV?

By banging 7-gram rocks.

What's Charlie Sheens middle name?

Washingma Charlie Washingma Sheen