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What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

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How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

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Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

Where does Charlie Sheen shop?

At Winners.