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What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

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Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

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How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

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What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

What's Charlie Sheens middle name?

Washingma Charlie Washingma Sheen