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What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Who won the international race?

It was a Thai.

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Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

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Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling?

Because he's so damn positive!

What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair?

ROLAIDS