What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

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Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

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Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

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How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.