How is Reddit like fencing?

Ripostes everywhere.

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What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

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Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard.

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How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

Why do fencers make terrible Redditors?

They always riposte.