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How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

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What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Pupil: Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

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How many redditors does it take to repost a joke?

About four.

How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.

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Why doesn't r/jokes like fencers?

Because they always riposte.

What's a redditor's favourite sword move?

Riposte!

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Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

Why do fencers make terrible Redditors?

They always riposte.