Ask them what OP stands for.
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store
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Because they don't deliver.
Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
An elephant with an umbrella!
You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's
Asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.
You leave him hanging....
Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.