How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

Good Farmer Jokes More Good Farmer Jokes

Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field