How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

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Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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How do you tell a good farmer?

He's outstanding in his field

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

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What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.