How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does?

Outstanding in his field

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What if Stephen Hawking was the real slim shady?

But we would never know because he couldn't stand up

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

Good Farmer Jokes More Good Farmer Jokes

What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.