Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.

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What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

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Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.

Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.