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Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.

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When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

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How do you tell a good farmer?

He's outstanding in his field

What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

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Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.

Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.