Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.

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What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.

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Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.

Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.