Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.

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What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.

Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.