Gardener Jokes

What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

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What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.

What did the alien say to the gardener?

Take me to your weeder.

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

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Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?

Because it was a play on words.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

What do you call two Mexican firefighters?

Hose A and Hose B.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

Why are peppers irritating?

Because they're jalapeno business!