Gardener Jokes

What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

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What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.

What did the alien say to the gardener?

Take me to your weeder.

Why are gardeners the best pimps?

Because they are well versed in whorticulture

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

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Show me your nose!

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Yes!

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How should a feudal lord deal with it when the serfs rise up?

Hang ten.

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

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What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit?

Yeahman

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite place to visit?

Http://www.wikifeet.com/

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Who's gonna be the next queen of R&ampB?

I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

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What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang letters!

What kind of whale flies?

Pilot whales!

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What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?

A pimp

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

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Why is the customer service at the Reddit Restaurant so terrible?

Because all of the servers are busy.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)