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Gardener Jokes

What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

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What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.

What did the alien say to the gardener?

Take me to your weeder.

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

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Why is auto correct regarded as an important invention?

Because it's mage tipping berry ready for us. Obligatory edit: very easy for us

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

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What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

New Jersey Jokes More New Jersey Jokes

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High

Jalapeo Business Jokes More Jalapeo Business Jokes

What do nosy peppers do?

They get jalapeo business.

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

Why is a reindeer like a gossip?

Because they are both tail bearers!

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)