Gardener Jokes

What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

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What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.

What did the alien say to the gardener?

Take me to your weeder.

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

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What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A transformer.

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you take for it?

She says, "Pepper."

What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.

Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

What's the worst thing about ancient history class?

The teachers tend to Babylon.

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

Hood Jokes More Hood Jokes

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

What do you call pasta from the hood?

Spaghetto

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

House Jokes More House Jokes

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.