Gardener Jokes

What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

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What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.

What did the alien say to the gardener?

Take me to your weeder.

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

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What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A transformer.

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

Jalapeo Business Jokes More Jalapeo Business Jokes

What does the nosey pepper do?

Get jalapeo business!

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

It's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.