Gardener Jokes

What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

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What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.

What did the alien say to the gardener?

Take me to your weeder.

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

Berry Jokes More Berry Jokes

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?

An investigator.