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What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

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What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

Gardener Jokes More Gardener Jokes

Why are gardeners the best pimps?

Because they are well versed in whorticulture

What did the alien say to the gardener?

Take me to your weeder.

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Why did the banker leave his job?

He lost interest

What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality