What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

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Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

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What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.