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Banker Jokes

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

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What do you call a group of bankers?

A Wunch

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough......... Sorry I'm drunk

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

What is the name for a group of Bankers?

A WUNCH.

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What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.

Why did the banker leave his job?

He lost interest

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

What did the banker get for Christmas?

My 401k

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Why did the banker leave his job?

He lost interest

What do chicks and jobs have in common?

They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.

Scone Jokes More Scone Jokes

What's the fastest form of bread?

Scone.

What is the fastest cake in the world?

Scone.

Account Jokes More Account Jokes

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

Clear Jokes More Clear Jokes

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Investment Banker Jokes More Investment Banker Jokes

Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Twist

What is Imperator Furiosa's least favorite type of ice cream?

Rocky Road.