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Banker Jokes

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

What do you call a group of bankers?

A Wunch

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough......... Sorry I'm drunk

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

What is the name for a group of Bankers?

A WUNCH.

Love

Love

What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.

Why did the banker leave his job?

He lost interest

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

What did the banker get for Christmas?

My 401k

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What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

Account Jokes More Account Jokes

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How many balls does Fred have?

10

What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

Scone Jokes More Scone Jokes

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

What's the fastest form of bread?

Scone.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of cars?

A clutch!

What do you call a group of famous people?

Constellation.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free......

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

Sword Jokes More Sword Jokes

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.