Banker Jokes

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

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What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough.

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

What is the name for a group of Bankers?

A WUNCH.

What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.

Why did the banker leave his job?

He lost interest

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

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What did the banker get for Christmas?

My 401k

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Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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There's no accounting for taste.

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

How does Jennifer Lopez like her cheese?

From the block.

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

Sword Jokes More Sword Jokes

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

Business Man Jokes More Business Man Jokes

What do you call a business man that blocks snow?

A cold wall banker.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.