Business Man Jokes

What do you call a business man that blocks snow?

A cold wall banker.

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Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

Taiwanese Jokes More Taiwanese Jokes

Why was the Taiwanese business man so stressed out?

Because he had a Taipei personality.

Why do Taiwanese students always do so well on their standardized tests?

They've got a Taipei personality

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

You get light music.

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

How does Jennifer Lopez like her cheese?

From the block.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

What have you been feeding him?

Me: Egg shells.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

When did this happen?

A) I don't know he also stole my watch.

Taipei Jokes More Taipei Jokes

Why was the Taiwanese business man so stressed out?

Because he had a Taipei personality.

Why do Taiwanese students always do so well on their standardized tests?

They've got a Taipei personality

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.