Ooh Jokes

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Aah Jokes More Aah Jokes

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

What is white and twelve inches long?

Nothing

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.