Ooh Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

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What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

5 Inch Jokes More 5 Inch Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

Aah Jokes More Aah Jokes

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

What do you get the man who has everything?

Antibiotics

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their

Why did the dwarf go out of business?

The overheads were too high.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless