Ooh Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

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What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

What is hard and six inches long?

My pen is

5 Inch Jokes More 5 Inch Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

How was copper wire invented?

One copper coin, two dwarves.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

Aah Jokes More Aah Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

How do you get a German out of the bath?

Turn on the water.

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.