Ooh Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

What is hard and six inches long?

My pen is

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

How many elves does a German santa have?

Elf.

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

5 Inch Jokes More 5 Inch Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.